An 11-year-old schoolgirl composed a series of brilliantly-worded text messages dumping her love-rat boyfriend.
Madi Nickens's younger sister discovered that her boyfriend Joey had cheated on her but rather than cry into her Barbie when she made the discovery, the young girl wrote: "So I herd you went to the park with Natalie... Why would you cheat on me Joey? I gave you 2 chances and I actually believed you when you said you love me but I guess not.
"Ding ding ding oh what was that oh yeah the elevator cause your not on my level. (sic)"
Not denying his infidelity, Joey pleaded for the Texas schoolgirl's forgiveness but she retorts: "Whatever, just don't talk to me in middle school."