A man advertised his girlfriend on Craigslist after she told him to get rid of his dog.
The unidentified chap, from Roanoke, Virginia, placed the listing on the site after his partner told him to choose between her and Molly the beagle.
He wrote next to a cute picture of the pooch: "My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly, so I have to re-home her.
"She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years.
"She likes to play games. Not totally trained.
"Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done."
He ended the post: "So.... Anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!"