10 more un-un-un-un-unbelievable Singaporean pickup lines

"Please be the lard to my char kway teow." 

Text: Denise Ngo
Text: Denise Ngo
14 Apr 2015

Text: Denise Ngo

After watching the “un-un-un-un-unbelievable” Spouse for House video of Chen Tianwen frolicking through East Coast Park, we’ve been inspired to try out some of the song’s winning pickup lines (“Come be my coffee table and I’ll be your sofa”) in real life. In the spirit of “please be the metal cable to my cable car”, here are 10 more lines that are guaranteed to leave your crush “stunned like vegetable”. 

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1. “Come be the chicken to my rice.”
1. “Come be the chicken to my rice.”
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1. “Come be the chicken to my rice.”

Separately, we are basic, but together, we can conquer the world!

Say it to: That guy who’s been in the friendzone for a decade, but who really deserves to be upgraded to something more.

2. “Come be the Ramly Burger to my hunger pangs.”
2. “Come be the Ramly Burger to my hunger pangs.”
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2. “Come be the Ramly Burger to my hunger pangs.”

I like you, but we will probably regret this tomorrow morning. 

Say it to: Your friend with benefits

3. “You are the Supertree to my Gardens.”
3. “You are the Supertree to my Gardens.”
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3. “You are the Supertree to my Gardens.”

Baby, you light up my life.

Say it to: Your work crush, a.k.a. the only reason you bother rolling into the office with full makeup and hair.

4. “You are the cash card to my ERP.”
4. “You are the cash card to my ERP.”
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4. “You are the cash card to my ERP.”

My heart goes BEEP BEEP BEEP whenever you are in sight.

Say it to: The devastatingly handsome Starbucks barista who winks whenever he serves you your morning latte. 

 

5. “Come be the Merlion to my beachfront.”
5. “Come be the Merlion to my beachfront.”
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5. “Come be the Merlion to my beachfront.”

You are magnificent, mystical, and majestic, but you only exist in my imagination

Say it to: No one #foreveralone 

6. “You are the train fault to my MRT.”
6. “You are the train fault to my MRT.”
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6. “You are the train fault to my MRT.”

Because the first time I saw you, I stopped dead in my tracks.

Say it to: Anybody, as there is literally no one on Earth who would be able to resist a line like this.

7. “Please be the curry to my Chicken McNuggets.”
7. “Please be the curry to my Chicken McNuggets.”
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7. “Please be the curry to my Chicken McNuggets.”

A foreign import like me would not be complete without a local seasoning like you.

Say it to: The crush whose love is worth conquering any cultural barriers.

8.  “Please be the lard to my char kway teow.”
8. “Please be the lard to my char kway teow.”
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8. “Please be the lard to my char kway teow.”

You’re probably not good for me, but, uh, YOLO.

Say it to: Your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.

9. “Come be the karang guni man to my cardboard box.”
9. “Come be the karang guni man to my cardboard box.”
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9. “Come be the karang guni man to my cardboard box.”

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Thank you for making me your treasure.

Say it to: Your husband of 30 years.

 

10. “Please be the condensed milk to my Kopi.”
10. “Please be the condensed milk to my Kopi.”
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10. “Please be the condensed milk to my Kopi.”

Because life is sweeter when you’re in it.

Say it to: The cute next-door neighbour who is finally single for the first time in five years (and who definitely flirted with you in the lift this morning.)

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