A man has trimmed his 18-foot tree to resemble a penis.
Chris Bishop, a tree surgeon from Bromsgrove in Worcestershire, has spent three years trimming and carving his Cypress bush, which takes prime position in his front garden, into its naughty shape.
Speaking to the Daily Mirror newspaper, he said: "No-one's commented when I've been out in the garden, people have just looked at it and walked past. I think it's because they're trying to work out whether it's just their dirty minds."
But the talented man has admitted he didn't decide to shape the tree into a penis to shock people and, instead, just wanted to lift the mood of passersby.
He said: "If it caused any offense I would chop the head off. I don't want to offend anyone, I just want to make them smile."