Man details his dramatic break-up

Moggle_party decided to document his dramatic relationship break-up on Reddit.

Man details his dramatic break-up

A man decided to document his relationship break-up on Reddit.

Moggle_party, as he's known on the site, starts the lengthy post by telling users, "Tonight my girlfriend broke up with me" - and proceeds to give details of the dramatic evening.

He writes: "I need to s***. Like really need to s***. I pause at the door think about risking it. I do not risk it.

"I nearly s*** myself. Bathroom door flies open, I fly onto the seat and thankfully don't s*** on myself.

"I start crying. Like really f****** crying. I have never cried like this before. All the while this torrent of tears was coupled with what I can only describe as some of the most explosive s****** I have ever produced.

"Probably would have been one of the funniest things I've ever done and If I wasn't sobbing like the world was ending I probably would of laughed."

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