Policeman's appraisal spoof appears online

A policeman's spoof appraisal notes have gone viral.

Policeman's appraisal spoof appears online

A police officer has posted a spoof appraisal of his performance on Twitter.

The mischief-maker completed an online review for Warwickshire Police, in which he offered a tongue-in-cheek overview of his abilities.

In regards to serving the public, for instance, he wrote: "I am really good at this skill. The other day in the chip shop some guy asked me to pass the vinegar which I did without hesitation or regard for my own safety.

"That's like serving init."

And in terms of his professionalism levels, he noted: "After four months of dedicated training I am pleased to report I can touch my toes without bending my knees."

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