A police officer has posted a spoof appraisal of his performance on Twitter.
The mischief-maker completed an online review for Warwickshire Police, in which he offered a tongue-in-cheek overview of his abilities.
In regards to serving the public, for instance, he wrote: "I am really good at this skill. The other day in the chip shop some guy asked me to pass the vinegar which I did without hesitation or regard for my own safety.
"That's like serving init."
And in terms of his professionalism levels, he noted: "After four months of dedicated training I am pleased to report I can touch my toes without bending my knees."