A policeman posted a spoof work appraisal online and its gone viral.
The hilarious report - which is usually treated as a boring box-ticking exercise - details the officer's success in nicking "baddies" and shouting "you're nicked".
The unnamed officer completed the online review for Warwickshire Police.
Highlights include 'Serving the Public' for which he wrote: "I am really good at this skill. The other day in the chip shop some guy asked me to pass the vinegar which I did without hesitation or regard for my own safety."